Welcome toStickr.ShopWelcome to Stickr.Shop
The most unreasonably nerdy sticker shop on the planet! 🤓
We sling high-quality tech stickers for your laptop, water bottle, or that server rack you call “home.” Why click through boring web stores when you can order via SSH like a true terminal warrior? 😎
— because who needs a GUI when you've got a CLI?
What's the Deal? 🤓
At stickr.shop, we're obsessed with stickers that scream “I write code at 3 AM and my best friend is a debugger.” Think Linux mascots, regex jokes, and that one Kubernetes logo you swear you'll understand someday.
Our shop lets you order stickers by SSH-ing into our server and running commands like you're hacking the Matrix. It's chaotic, it's glorious, it's us.
Features That Slap Harder Than a 500 ErrorFeatures 💥
- • SSH Ordering: ssh stickr.shop and flex those command-line skills
- • Nerdcore Designs: From git to Docker whales, we've got the stickers your inner geek craves
- • No Normie Nonsense: No pastel unicorns here—just raw, unfiltered tech vibes
- • Fast Shipping: We yeet your stickers faster than you can say “segmentation fault”
Getting Started 🚀
- 1. Grab Your Terminal: Fire up that CLI and SSH into stickr.shop
- 2. Run the Magic: Use our custom TUI to browse and order
- 3. Slap Those Stickers: Stick 'em on your gear and watch the normies weep in confusion
The Terminal Warriors Behind the ChaosThe Team 👨💻
Markus Zoppelt
INTERN
Accidentally merged to main on Day 1; still claims it was a feature.
@MarkusZoppelt
Issues? Rants? Memes?
Got a bug? Hate our stickers? Wanna send us a meme about YAML? Open an issue on GitHub or slide into our DMs. We thrive on chaos.