Forget the GUI. Hack your sticker order.

Welcome to Stickr.Shop – the renegade, CLI-only sticker emporium built by nerds for fellow code junkies. No mice. No mercy.

$ ssh stickr.shop
No GUI

No GUI Zone

Pointing devices banned. We respect true keyboard ninjas only.

Worldwide

Worldwide Mayhem

We ship faster than your last CI build.

Rugged

Deathproof Decals

Our stickers survives coffee spills, code-review tears, and rogue USB explosions.

About Us

Markus Zoppelt

Markus Zoppelt

GitHub@MarkusZoppelt

Intern

Accidentally merged to main on Day 1; still claims it was a feature.

Robert Czechowski

Robert Czechowski

GitHub@zgtm

Intern

Debugs life better than his code; caffeine levels officially unstable.

Simon Resch

Simon Resch

GitHub@simonresch

Intern

Convinced his laptop is sentient; swears it whispered that bug fix.